Saturday, 19 March 2016

The MAN DOWN UNDER FILM QUALITY MEASURING SYSTEM

Okay, instead of using a standard 10/10, A to F grading system or anything like that, I've decided I'm gonna use my own unique grading system, to prove just how damn quirky I am. I think you all can guess what relates to what.

MDUFQMS
THE GOLDEN STATUE FOR CERTIFIED CINEMATIC SENSATION!
The Silver Medal for Certified Cinematic Superiority 
The Copper Award for Certified Cinematic Goodness
The Secret Stash of Porn Badge for a Certified Cinematic Guilty Pleasure
The Meh Pin for Okayness
The Stinky Socks Award for Certified Cinematic Badness
The Cold Pile of Porridge “Award” for Certified Cinematic Dullness
The Stubbed Toe “Award” for Certified Cinematic RAGE INDUCEMENT!
The Punch to the Genitals “Award” for a Certified Cinematic ABOMINATION



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